I’m so done with this planet
she saved two lives and all they care about is her nipple.
this is sexism, my friends.
This is just fucking ridiculous! I’m sure the last thing she gave a shit about was her nipple coming out while she was SAVING HER CHILD AND THEIR NANNY!
dealing w/ niggas is like
picking change up off the floor w/ 3 inch acrylic nails.
ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way
is meth a carb
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
I will never make it.
why this girl have basketball shorts as a dress
Ellen gives Edgar the pizza guy at the Oscars a $1,000 tip (x)